Ah, to be a trust fund baby. Sure it can be tough sometimes, but somebody's gotta do it. One obstacle they don't warn you about? Finding a job. Yes, the parental units are begging you to get a job because it's getting embarrassing to keep having to lie to their country club friends about what their darling little daughter is up to. They gave you the best opportunities on a Tiffany's platter, yet they neglected to instill you with any work ethic. Check out some chic career options that cater to your trust fund baby lifestyle while requiring minimal effort.
As you know (or should know by now), last week, Rich Kid of Instagram Andrew Warren broke his arm in Montauk after being attacked by a pink flamingo pool float when he valiantly tried to save someone from drowning in Fort Pond. It was a battle of the ages.
Listen, everybody plays fast and loose with the truth. Take a look at our president, for instance. And everybody wants to be rich, so it's tempting to be...hyperbolic about it. Again, take a look at our president. The next time you want to bring out your inner rich douche on a warm summer's eve in the Hamptons (see what I did there) or are trying to swindle your way into VIP at a bougie Meatpacking nightclub, consider these tips on how to pretend to be a rich a**hole.